The Great Droner's Poetry Challenge!

[PBDawg]

Do you love your drone? Do you love to fly your drone? Do you love it so much that you could be moved to compose poetry about it?

I hereby challenge all to write and submit original poetry to this thread, on all matters drone-related! Happy or sad, serious or humorous, long or short, inspired or awful, all poetic musings are welcome!

Don't know how to start? Allow me to kick things off with my own feeble attempt:

My Lovely Little Drone
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I had a lovely little drone
and every chance I had,
I'd fly so high, up to the sky
in weather good or bad.

I'd push the limits further,
and every time I flew,
my boldness knew no limits.
My confidence - It grew!

I'd fly until "connection lost"
and RTH kicked-in;
a feature oh so good at hiding
multitudes of sin!

And so, more reckless did I grow
more daring I became.
I mocked the regulations
and derided them as "lame"!

And then, one chilly, blustery day,
I set forth to the beach.
I flew my drone out to an island,
almost out of reach.

The wind, it changed direction
and turned into a gale.
My lovely drone fought valiantly,
but nature did prevail.

A watery grave engulfed my drone
in cold and wicked sea.
I lost my lovely little drone
and little drone lost me.

So now I cry and save my cash
and count the days 'til when
I'll buy a lovely brand new drone
and do it all again!!!

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Looking forward to your poetic dronesque ramblings!

 

[CrazyFastFlying]

Do you love your drone? Do you love to fly your drone? Do you love it so much that you could be moved to compose poetry about it?

I hereby challenge all to write and submit original poetry to this thread, on all matters drone-related! Happy or sad, serious or humorous, long or short, inspired or awful, all poetic musings are welcome!

Don't know how to start? Allow me to kick things off with my own feeble attempt:

My Lovely Little Drone
-----------------------------------
I had a lovely little drone
and every chance I had,
I'd fly so high, up to the sky
in weather good or bad.

I'd push the limits further,
and every time I flew,
my boldness knew no limits.
My confidence - It grew!

I'd fly until "connection lost"
and RTH kicked-in;
a feature oh so good at hiding
multitudes of sin!

And so, more reckless did I grow
more daring I became.
I mocked the regulations
and derided them as "lame"!

And then, one chilly, blustery day,
I set forth to the beach.
I flew my drone out to an island,
almost out of reach.

The wind, it changed direction
and turned into a gale.
My lovely drone fought valiantly,
but nature did prevail.

A watery grave engulfed my drone
in cold and wicked sea.
I lost my lovely little drone
and little drone lost me.

So now I cry and save my cash
and count the days 'til when
I'll buy a lovely brand new drone
and do it all again!!!

-------------------------------------
Looking forward to your poetic dronesque ramblings!

Hey, I like it a lot! Nice job!

I'm in no way a poet. I might might be able to come up with something though, but it will take a few days(yeah laugh all you want, I can take it).

Jeremy

 

[PBDawg]

Hey, I like it a lot! Nice job!

I'm in no way a poet. I might might be able to come up with something though, but it will take a few days(yeah laugh all you want, I can take it).

Jeremy

Jeremy,

I shall not laugh, please take your time.
I do look forward to your rhyme!

 

[old man mavic]

i liked you poem very much
it inspired me to have a go
it will not be very poetic
and that will probably show

i love my MPP very much
it is my go to drone
when i need to fly
get out and relax
it is the best drown i own

i also have a MM
which is cute and fun to fly
its very good for close up work
but not for flying high

as far as a hobby is concerned
drone flying is very good
it gets me out in the fresh air
and puts me in a very good mood

i would like to end by saying
that being on this forum is great as well
is also very good when flying is out
cause the weather is straight from h**L

 

[PBDawg]

i liked you poem very much
it inspired me to have a go
it will not be very poetic
and that will probably show...

Bravo Mr. Mavic! Loved it!

 

[old man mavic]

Bravo Mr. Mavic! Loved it!

likewise yours as well great job

 

[Mavic Mac]

My Red Mavic Air

My bright red Mavic Air
So made the crowds stare.
With a noise that sounds like a swarm of bees
They all turned to stare over the trees.

When the little red devil came into sight
You could see their faces showing delight.
But, alas, daytime turned to night
And the strobes flash blinded them with the light.

So blinded by the light
They started to run amuck
When one of them shouted “It’s overhead - DUCK!”
So to the ground they all fell
Thinking that little red thing came from hell

Soon the FAA came a’knockin on my door.
When I told him the story, his laughter sounded like a roar.
He laughed and laughed until he fell to the floor.
He said that story is really divine
“But, oh by the way here is your fine.”

 

[PBDawg]

My Red Mavic Air

My bright red Mavic Air
So made the crowds stare.
With a noise that sounds like a swarm of bees
They all turned to stare over the trees.

When the little red devil came into sight
You could see their faces showing delight.
But, alas, daytime turned to night
And the strobes flash blinded them with the light.

So blinded by the light
They started to run amuck
When one of them shouted “It’s overhead - DUCK!”
So to the ground they all fell
Thinking that little red thing came from hell

Soon the FAA came a’knockin on my door.
When I told him the story, his laughter sounded like a roar.
He laughed and laughed until he fell to the floor.
He said that story is really divine
“But, oh by the way here is your fine.”

Brilliant and utterly hilarious! Loved the twist at the end. Thank you Mavic Mac.

 

[TreeHugger]

My Drones -
A silly, rambling, writing and attempts of rhyme

I love the electronics - more than hooked on phonics
When I first flew her, is when I knew - she's all mine - none for you
Flew her fast, so darned exciting, will be admitted within this writing
Sport Mode is evil, I first thought, but soon I realized, it's how your taught
I learned myself (for it's the best way) making mistakes along the way
To change the mode, before your ready, learns you fast, you must fly steady
Mistakes are costly, it's so true, but MavicPilots are here for you
Pay attention, take it slow, DJI is the way to go

 

[PBDawg]

My Drones -
A silly, rambling, writing and attempts of rhyme

I love the electronics - more than hooked on phonics
When I first flew her, is when I knew - she's all mine - none for you
Flew her fast, so darned exciting, will be admitted within this writing
Sport Mode is evil, I first thought, but soon I realized, it's how your taught
I learned myself (for it's the best way) making mistakes along the way
To change the mode, before your ready, learns you fast, you must fly steady
Mistakes are costly, it's so true, but MavicPilots are here for you
Pay attention, take it slow, DJI is the way to go

Well done! I like how you covered so many topics in just eight lines of verse!

 

[CrazyFastFlying]

Jeremy,

I shall not laugh, please take your time.
I do look forward to your rhyme!

I know you won't laugh, I was just joking around.

I can't guarantee anything, but I will try.

 

[CrazyFastFlying]

i liked you poem very much
it inspired me to have a go
it will not be very poetic
and that will probably show

i love my MPP very much
it is my go to drone
when i need to fly
get out and relax
it is the best drown i own

i also have a MM
which is cute and fun to fly
its very good for close up work
but not for flying high

as far as a hobby is concerned
drone flying is very good
it gets me out in the fresh air
and puts me in a very good mood

i would like to end by saying
that being on this forum is great as well
is also very good when flying is out
cause the weather is straight from h**L

Well done!

 

[CrazyFastFlying]

My Red Mavic Air

My bright red Mavic Air
So made the crowds stare.
With a noise that sounds like a swarm of bees
They all turned to stare over the trees.

When the little red devil came into sight
You could see their faces showing delight.
But, alas, daytime turned to night
And the strobes flash blinded them with the light.

So blinded by the light
They started to run amuck
When one of them shouted “It’s overhead - DUCK!”
So to the ground they all fell
Thinking that little red thing came from hell

Soon the FAA came a’knockin on my door.
When I told him the story, his laughter sounded like a roar.
He laughed and laughed until he fell to the floor.
He said that story is really divine
“But, oh by the way here is your fine.”

Love it! It's put together very well!

 

[TreeHugger]

Well done! I like how you covered so many topics in just eight lines of verse!

I ramble sometimes

 

[A.O.]

Very nice... I'm thinking now.. my only almost poem was about deer hunting, sorry.