This statement is a red flag for a variety of reasons.
I don't think I need to go into it further as it appears you have a different agenda either through ill-will or complete ignorance. I don't believe any hand-holding will help here...
Although I live in the US, I have flown at Provincial parks in BC, however, only after getting exclusive permission from a park ranger. I, of course have a valid SFOC-RPAS.
You'll excuse me if I don't believe a word of that.
Why I use RTH is because I just like pushing buttons.
Like I said in my OP: The ground was all hard brown dirt and my bright green landing pad, nothing else. Trust me, I am quite an...