40-year-old-man-child

Yep! It's all in the title. I know it sounds ridiculous. That's also what the guards thought when I was shouting about it from a cell. That's what you get when you combine: 1️⃣ a 40 year-old retired grunt/man-child 2️⃣ too much time on his hands 3️⃣ hobby of the month/toy drones, and... 4️⃣ one...