Top 10 Drone Excuses

[RolandW]

If you are a rookie pilot and, like me, getting a Mavic for Christmas, you need to be prepared. I put together this list just in case I have to call my State Farm agent on December 26. Feel free to add your own:

No. 10: Wife flew it into tree.
No. 9: Solar flares.
No. 8: Lunar flares.
No. 7: Bald father-in-law head flares.
No. 6: Dog ate my user manual.
No. 5: As one of his Festivus Feats of Strength, brother crushed it with his bare hands.
No. 4: Russians hacked it.
No. 3: Flu shot made me drowsy.
No. 2: Pilot frightened by Steve Harvey’s gigantic teeth.
No. 1: Attempted to photograph inside of road culvert, which I recall is listed as an approved maneuver in DJI manual (see No. 6).

 

[Xtreme Drone Pilot]

No. 0: What's RTFM?

 

[Hollow Dog]

If you are a rookie pilot and, like me, getting a Mavic for Christmas, you need to be prepared. I put together this list just in case I have to call my State Farm agent on December 26. Feel free to add your own:

No. 10: Wife flew it into tree.
No. 9: Solar flares.
No. 8: Lunar flares.
No. 7: Bald father-in-law head flares.
No. 6: Dog ate my user manual.
No. 5: As one of his Festivus Feats of Strength, brother crushed it with his bare hands.
No. 4: Russians hacked it.
No. 3: Flu shot made me drowsy.
No. 2: Pilot frightened by Steve Harvey’s gigantic teeth.
No. 1: Attempted to photograph inside of road culvert, which I recall is listed as an approved maneuver in DJI manual (see No. 6).

Numbering them was a good idea.
Now you can save time just by referring to the number.

 

[FatherXmas]

You should change #10 from wife to family member, or add another one to cover it. My grandson flew my Spark into a tree.