I feel your pain.
Over the past 40 years, I have spent hundreds of dollars on socks. I've learned that they're a total waste of money. Either one of them gets lost somewhere in the laundry, or one of them ends up with a hole right next to the big toe and makes it miserable to wear. The white socks always grow dingy and gray over time. And my favorite pair of blue & orange argyles faded to pink when my wife washed them with her red undies. I've decided that socks are just for rich people or professional athletes. I could either spend $20 on a 3-pack of socks, or use the money to buy something more reliable, like a nice T-shirt that says "I'm with Stupid". I really love socks so I am deeply sad about this. You all should stop blowing your money on socks and just wear sandals from now on. Don't waste your money.
Farewell, Ohana. Your nuggets of wisdom will be missed here.