Why are you imagining that the OP looks like this?
He hasn't said anything to suggest it.
"How'd you get the hook?"
"It were a fight with a Spaniard. Took me hand off with his cutless"
"And the eye?"
"It were a seagull. I looked up at the top o the mast and he crapped in me eye".
"But that wouldn't cause you to lose the eye".
"Arr, but it were just after I 'ad the hook fitted".
Thank you. I'll be here all week. Try the veal, it's delicious.