Have You Ever ?

[Murph66]

Have you ever wondered Why ? What ? How ? Ye know, the sort of questions no-one has an answer to ?

Like who found an Oyster and thought "That looks tasty" ?

Or who attempted the first Ski Jump ?

Your questions please............................................................

 

[Murph66]

Who trusted the first parachute ever made ?

 

[Yorkshire_Pud]

Or who attempted the first Ski Jump ?

Probably accidentally done in an "oh sugar, this is going to hurt" moment. lol
Oysters ..... Almost certainly pre-recorded history, prehistoric shellfish middens exist.
Parachute ....... Faust Vraneiae, Croatia or perhaps Da Vinci. aint google wonderful ........ now I need to wash my mouth out with soap

 

[DJ Wes]

The first bungee cord jumper.

 

[Kilrah]

Who trusted the first parachute ever made ?

Probably a dummy weight.

 

[MA2 317]

Probably a dummy weight.

Was it this guy?

Looked dumb to me.

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[Murph66]

Why is there a "D" in Fridge but not in refrigerator ?

 

[Murph66]

What hair colour do they put in bald people's driver's licenses ?

 

[DJ Wes]

Why one drives on a parkway but parks on a driveway?

Why do you ship things by rail or truck but load cargo on a ship?

 

[AnzacJack]

Who was the lazy person to name the fruit, orange

 

[MA2 317]

Who was the lazy person to name the fruit, orange

Same person that named Blueberries.

 

[tstr14]

What hair colour do they put in bald people's driver's licenses ?

They put "Bald". Ask me how I know...

 

[MA2 317]

Do fish get thirsty?

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[tstr14]

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Do fish get thirsty?

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No, cause they drink like - well, fish!

 

[rawman001]

Who was the lazy person to name the fruit, orange

The tree was named first, then people started calling the fruit orange, then they started calling the color orange a few hundred years later.

 

[rawman001]

I've always wondered who first saw raw cacao beans in the pods and thought... 'ooh lets roast this and see what happens'. If you've never seen raw cacao beans look it up.

 

[Dustydoug]

If the Pope poops in the woods and he is alone, does he make a sound?

 

[tstr14]

If the Pope poops in the woods and he is alone, does he make a sound?

Other than grunting?

If your car could travel at the speed of light, would your headlights work?