I apologize GREATLY that my last post caused any offense, I promise everyone it was intended entirely as dry humor, and clearly failed.
@Suren, I well know you are experienced, and respect you here. I made a joke that wasn't received as intended, please accept my apology and not hold it against me.
@FlySkyJumper, don't have any experience with you here, but same as Suren – no offense meant, thought it a funny oversight to suggest getting location from a disconnected aircraft.
I have a dry sense of humor, and this isn't the first time I've been a bit too deadpan, and communicated the wrong thing. My pledge to keep that a bit more in reserve.