Idiot award?

[Xtreme Drone Pilot]

I just got Certified! After a flight with my Spark, I turn it off and go back to the car... trying to unlock all doors by... you guessed it right, my retarded brothers - by the same ******* short press, long press!!!

I think I'm so good at this now that I can open my own school. I'm also applying to be a co-star to Jim Carrey and Jeff Daniels for their new movie, "Dumb and dumber... and THE DUMBEST".

 

[Xtreme Drone Pilot]

To leave competition in the dust, I'm proudly submitting a new entry:

Today, I was playing with my Spark. I set it on the launchpad, crouch next to it, doing preflight things, checking settings in the app. Good to go! I tap that take-off button and swipe that toggle... and ALMOST push it all the way to the end and at this point a spark (pun intended) runs through my mind in horror: my face is RIGHT OVER the drone about to jump in the air! I was just a microinch from finishing the take-off swipe and chopping my nose off!

After changing my diaper, I flew without any dumb moments. If I were to create a preflight checklist, I'd include only one item on it: never lean over the drone as you're readying it for launch!

 

[wytnyt]

To leave competition in the dust, I'm proudly submitting a new entry:

Today, I was playing with my Spark. I set it on the launchpad, crouch next to it, doing preflight things, checking settings in the app. Good to go! I tap that take-off button and swipe that toggle... and ALMOST push it all the way to the end and at this point a spark (pun intended) runs through my mind in horror: my face is RIGHT OVER the drone about to jump in the air! I was just a microinch from finishing the take-off swipe and chopping my nose off!

After changing my diaper, I flew without any dumb moments. If I were to create a preflight checklist, I'd include only one item on it: never lean over the drone as you're readying it for launch!

not a good way to get a shave

 

[dbyantis]

I put a strip of red tape on the lock to make it more noticeable.

 

[wytnyt]

I just got Certified! After a flight with my Spark, I turn it off and go back to the car... trying to unlock all doors by... you guessed it right, my retarded brothers - by the same ******* short press, long press!!!

I think I'm so good at this now that I can open my own school. I'm also applying to be a co-star to Jim Carrey and Jeff Daniels for their new movie, "Dumb and dumber... and THE DUMBEST".

can i be dum de dum dum?

 

[BubbaDan]

If you attach something like this "remove before flight" keychain, you can be your own hero next time

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My buddy from Delta Airlines gave me 2 of those. I use them the same way.

 

[DronerLee]

Paint it RED!!