Ha! Same here.I keep seeing Antichrist where Anarchist is written in this discussion.
Somehow it seems to work.
I have a friend who was training for a long distance ocean swimming event. They're required to tow a line with a highly visible float attached to ensure they don't get run over by any boats. She said the training was going well, except her inner thighs were getting chafed by her pull buoy.
I just about choked. I read that line about ten times before I realized it didn't say, "pool boy".