There was a guy caught for eating a bald eagle. He represented himself in court. He explained that he had gotten lost in the woods and had not eaten in a couple days and sees a bald eagle carrying a fish. So he throws a rock at it, so it would drop the fish. Instead he said he ended up killing the eagle. He said the eagle was dead anyway, and i was starving, so I ate it. The judge said I will let you go, but before you leave, please tell us what the eagle tasted like. Not very many people have eaten eagle. The man said "well, it is a cross between the California Condor and the Spotted White Owl".