erm, unless your camera is pointing directly ahead arent all your video's going to feature orange sausages?
Just out of interest, if the manufacturer of said sausages is such a MP enthusiast could he not pop on to the forum/s to quell all these burning questions to save you being the middle man?
I also agree with a couple of comments I've read but here in the UK, if you lose your MP a distance out over a body of water and you havent got a life boat.. It's gone, sausages or not, just write it off. Swimming out into the north sea to save your dog, kids or MP is not an option.