ChatGPT on flying near airports

[Droning on and on...]

Question: "What are the rules for flying a small drone near airports? Answer in the form of a limerick."

ChatGPT:

"Near airports, drones must take heed,​

Rules ensure safety, a crucial need.​

Keep your drone quite small,​

Far from runways and all,​

Or face fines, it's a path you should cede!"​

 

[Droning on and on...]

One more, I just couldn't resist

Question: What are the altitude limitations for small drones and why? Answer using Louisiana creole.

ChatGPT:

Cher, altitude limits fo' dem small drones be clear,​

De FAA say 400 feet, cher, dat's what we hear.​

It's all 'bout safety, cher, in de Cajun bayou,​

To keep de skies safe, dat's what dey do.​

Respect dem limits, cher, and let's all play fair,​

No flyin' too high, cher, it's de rules we must bear.​

 

[Rockowe]

One more, I just couldn't resist

Question: What are the altitude limitations for small drones and why? Answer using Louisiana creole.

ChatGPT:

Cher, altitude limits fo' dem small drones be clear,​

De FAA say 400 feet, cher, dat's what we hear.​

It's all 'bout safety, cher, in de Cajun bayou,​

To keep de skies safe, dat's what dey do.​

Respect dem limits, cher, and let's all play fair,​

No flyin' too high, cher, it's de rules we must bear.​

There was a young man from Santa Cruz CA
Who wanted to fly his drone with no delay
He ignored all the rules
And flew over some schools
Now he's banned from flying for a year and a day

There was a young lady from Cape Town SA
Who loved to fly her drone every day
She followed the laws
And registered her cause
Now she's making money with her drone on eBay

There was an old man from Durban SA
Who bought a new drone for his grandson Ray
He taught him to fly
With safety in mind
And they had lots of fun in the sun by the bay

This is so Stupid ! LOL

 

[Rockowe]

ChatGPT on Drone Laws CA

There was a young dude from LA
Who wanted to fly his drone near LAX
He didn't care about the FAA
And flew over some jets
Now he's in deep trouble with the feds
Duh !

There was a young chick from SF
Who loved to fly her drone over the fest
She thought it was cool
To make people drool
But she got busted for being a pest
Yubub!

There was an old man from SD
Who bought a new drone for his homie
He taught him to fly
But not in his eye
And they lost their drone in the sea

This is so Stupid ! LOL