That is hilarious!!!! And you're right!! I do plan to have VO(s) but that might not always be in the cards. Maybe mules will work.....With the amount of stuff you want to take you don't need a cart. You need a sherpa. I'm not sure what kind of work you do, but when I was in full time photography mode I never went without one or two assistants. Having at least one more person made it so much easier for me to concentrate on shooting rather than on gear. If you're flying, having that second person (or third) makes for a dandy VO as well as a second set of hands to help set up gear.