My platinum painted versions are set to arrive today as well. Luckily my wife is off and will probably be around, though she has some errands to run. How silly I am at working and wondering if she'll be around to sign for my package. I too will not order directly ever again unless their shipping practices change. I got an email from Fedex stating not only do they need a signature, but a government issued ID to be presented as well. I'm sure it's up to the delivery driver to what extent they'll actually require anything, but **** you'd think I was buying a few pounds of TNT.
Tell your wife NOT to use the bathroom until the package is delivered.
Because, a few times when I got a delivery from FedEx I was in the bathroom or in my backyard and Fedex will ring your doorbell once and in 5 seconds they are gone. Apple loves to use FedEx as well and I finally got hold of the station manager and told him about the BS. So now, whenever I get a FedEx package they have strict INSTRUCTIONS to wait a min of 5 mins before they hop back in their truck.
I told FedEx that I was the CUSTOMER and if this continued to happen again I would call FedEx Main Office in Memphis to stop this practice. Since that chat, FedEx has been great with me.