“(God forbid) or someone accidently drives a fork from a forklift through the box.”
A couple of years ago I ordered a large screen Samsung TV. When the freight truck driver opened up the back of his truck we both noticed that someone had put a fork right through the middle of the box. I obviously refused the delivery. Later the same day, I reported the damaged TV to the seller and they shipped out another TV. Two weeks later the freight truck driver opens up the truck and lo and behold…the TV was forked through again in almost the same spot. So I concluded there were three possibilities for the problem:
1 Forklift operator was blind
2 Forklift operator had a criminally low IQ, or
3 Forklift operator was a vindictive d**k
Which of these do you think was true?